Sadly, the comic satire in the Dan Trilogy is starting to come true in awful and occasionally poignant ways. However, there is nothing to stop you laughing (or occasionally cringing) at these predictions.

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

This is Robert Wingfield, Wordsmith, where you can learn a bit about the author and hopefully buy some of his books to keep him in dog food and sunblock.

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